Your resume is hiding the good stuff.
Upload your CV for brutally honest AI feedback that calls out what recruiters may skip—and turns the verdict into a shareable roast card.
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Scorch verdict
“Managed projects” is not a personality. Show the impact.
What you can expect from every roast
Honest by design
No empty praise and no pretending one resume can guarantee a job.
Useful after the laugh
Every punchline points toward a clearer bullet, stronger proof, or better structure.
Yours to share—or not
Your roast card is made for posting, but sharing is always your choice.
From PDF to reality check
Three steps. Zero corporate fluff.
CV Scorch makes resume feedback fast enough to use before your next application—and memorable enough to act on.
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A roast that gets specific
CV Scorch flags vague bullets, buried impact, filler language, and the sections recruiters are likely to skim past.
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Fixes, not generic advice
Turn every sharp critique into a practical next move, with clearer language and stronger positioning for your target role.
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A card worth sharing
Export the funniest, most useful verdict as a screenshot-friendly roast card for friends, LinkedIn, or your group chat.
Simple pricing
Get roasted free. Pay when you want the rewrite.
Quick Roast
A fast reality check before you send another application.
- Overall roast and priority issues
- Top fixes to make next
- One shareable roast card
Full Scorch
A deep review and practical rewrite plan for the resume you are actively sending.
Questions, answered plainly
Before you upload
Your resume can take it
Find out why recruiters keep swiping left.
Get the blunt version now, fix what matters, and send your next application with a stronger story.
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