AI resume roast

Your resume is hiding the good stuff.

Upload your CV for brutally honest AI feedback that calls out what recruiters may skip—and turns the verdict into a shareable roast card.

Start free. No fake guarantees—just direct, actionable feedback.

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Scorch verdict

“Managed projects” is not a personality. Show the impact.

What you can expect from every roast

01

Honest by design

No empty praise and no pretending one resume can guarantee a job.

02

Useful after the laugh

Every punchline points toward a clearer bullet, stronger proof, or better structure.

03

Yours to share—or not

Your roast card is made for posting, but sharing is always your choice.

From PDF to reality check

Three steps. Zero corporate fluff.

CV Scorch makes resume feedback fast enough to use before your next application—and memorable enough to act on.

  1. 1

    A roast that gets specific

    CV Scorch flags vague bullets, buried impact, filler language, and the sections recruiters are likely to skim past.

  2. 2

    Fixes, not generic advice

    Turn every sharp critique into a practical next move, with clearer language and stronger positioning for your target role.

  3. 3

    A card worth sharing

    Export the funniest, most useful verdict as a screenshot-friendly roast card for friends, LinkedIn, or your group chat.

Simple pricing

Get roasted free. Pay when you want the rewrite.

Quick Roast

$0to start

A fast reality check before you send another application.

  • Overall roast and priority issues
  • Top fixes to make next
  • One shareable roast card
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Best for applications

Full Scorch

$19per resume

A deep review and practical rewrite plan for the resume you are actively sending.

Everything in Quick Roast
Section-by-section analysis
Stronger bullet rewrites
Role-focused keyword guidance
Before-and-after action plan
Downloadable detailed report
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Questions, answered plainly

Before you upload

Your resume can take it

Find out why recruiters keep swiping left.

Get the blunt version now, fix what matters, and send your next application with a stronger story.

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